Snowpiercer Protein Sludge Bars Recipe

Image of dark, dense Snowpiercer-inspired
protein sludge bars on a vintage plate. The
bars have a rough texture, resembling those
from the movie. A jar of peanut butter and
a bottle of honey are visible nearby, with
a dystopian, icy landscape visible through
a window in the background.

Description

Experience the gritty survival of the Snowpiercer with these dense, chocolatey Protein Sludge Bars. Made with a mix of protein powder, peanut butter, and a hint of honey, they're the perfect snack for any dystopian adventurer. Their rough texture and dark appearance capture the essence of life on the edge, with each bite offering a taste of resilience and determination.

Ingredients

Serves 200

2 cups protein powder (chocolate for added drama)
1 cup peanut butter (or insect paste for authenticity)
3 tbsp honey (or motor oil for the adventurous)
1/2 cup oats (optional, for texture)
A pinch of dystopian despair

Steps

Mix protein powder and oats in a large bowl.
Melt peanut butter and honey together, stir in existential dread.
Combine all ingredients until you achieve a sludgy consistency.
Press into a greased pan and chill until firm. Cut into bars and serve with a side of rebellion.